used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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