It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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