his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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