I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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