Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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