I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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