its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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