We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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