thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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