i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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