Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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