Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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