okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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