You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
organizing the empties. That sober.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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