why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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