Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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