4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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