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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
either way he was missing a nipple.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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