The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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