If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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