My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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