her vagine was all disorganized.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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