My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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