im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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