WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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