dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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