i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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