I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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