The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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