So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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