Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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