Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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