just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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