He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
In America we eat man semen.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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