But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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