i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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