make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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