it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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