READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's the barista slut.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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