she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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