so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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