Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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