everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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