Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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