I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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