You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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