yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So vagazzling was a success
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
