in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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