Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
