We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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