i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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