What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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