this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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